Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Coffee!
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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

• If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
• Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

• Best Pun...

• Best Pun of the Entire Week...

• Best Overall Pun (click it)...

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@stekene again! Congrats!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Coffee
As in,

Beanie, the street kid, was in charge of the cadre of street kids. They picked pockets and put all their money together to buy themselves fancy coffees, then gave it to Beanie with their order. They’d call him over by saying, “Cap’ Urchin, yo!”
Bada bing, you’ve been punned. See, it’s funny because Cap Urchin, yo sounds like Cappucino, which was the fancy drink they wanted to order, but also Beanie is their captain, their Cap’. And they’re street kids, aka urchins. Also, it’s common to get someone’s attention by saying “yo” But maybe they were just saying cappuccino. We can’t know. And in that uncertainty we find…comedy.

Brilliant. Brilliant. I’m so good at puns.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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