Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Maps!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: @improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me a tip that’s good for both of us!

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

How’s THIS:

Maps
As in,
Europe and Australia got in a fistfight, and when Europe punched Australia in the tummy, Australia hollered, “sss OW th”

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!