Yes, I don't like coffee.
But before you rant in your head and say "wtf is wrong with this bitch", lemme explain.
I just don't like the taste of coffee in my taste buds. I mean, I don't hate it but, I just don't like what it tastes in my mouth. I also get headaches that really fucks me up. I don't why but maybe my body isn't built for coffee or its just that I'm a weakshit. Either of the two. HAHAHA
So anyway, it was another ordinary day with my good 'ol pal @hiddenblade and I've just recently learned about her awesome af coffee machine and just rushed into her house without any second thought. HAHAHA She posted a blog about it entitled: I finally am able to make an iced caramel macchiato! so you might wanna read it if you want to know how magical that shit is. HAHA
A part of her kitchen where the coffee machine was located looked like a small Starbucks counter. Which was cool cause she got a mini bar going on in their kitchen. The stuff she bought for her machine was also like Starbucks type. Check out her photo which she pictured on the day she bought it:
Fucking cool right?!
I told her that I'm not a fan of coffee and offered me other alternatives like caramel and chocolate and milk. HAHAHA I know it sounds too sweet or stupid because of the lack of coffee and stuff but, like I said, (whispers) "I don't like coffee" .
So yeah, she helped me make my non-coffee drink with a lot of milk, a lot chocolate syrup in the bottom, swirled with a lot of caramel on the sides and 4-6 pumps of vanilla syrup to finish it off. HAHAHA AYEEE MAMI THAT'S SO SWEET. Cause I "AM" sweet, papi. 😏
Here's me trying to be a Starbucks barista. 🤣
This is me still drizzling caramel syrup continuously. 🤣
And here comes the milk part.
Oooh that milk is looking sexy as hell, I tell ya.
And now for the vanilla pumps.
AAANNNDD the most awaited part, "THE DRINKING." (Or the modelling part. LOL)
I was happy about my drink. I really liked how it tastes like. Its sweet. Just how I wanted it to be. Too bad I didn't get to "actually" use hiddenblade's coffee machine because I didn't put or used any coffee in my drink, but I was purely satisfied even without the coffee itself. 😁😊
Preferences
We all got our preferences and we all got our own choice in drinks, and I think those who love and worship coffee are awesome on its own! 😊 But there are people like me who also wants to be awesome too! 😄 So for as long as you're happy and satisfied with what you create, drink or eat, then that's enough. You don't need to go with what society wants you to create, drink or eat. Just be yourself and choose for yourself. 😊
Okay, now why's that too deep. HAHA
So that's about it! Thanks for reading my non-coffeelicious blog. HAHAHA
