You could have prefaced this post better as being an April Fools' joke. This post starts out serious and includes the possibility of embezzlement. If someone had read only some of the beginning of the post they might have panicked and withdrew "ASAP" just like the post title suggested.
Would you walk into a bank today, wave a gun around screaming how this is a bank robbery and then claim it was all just a prank so never mind?
Don't just put absurdity and disclaimers near the end and start serious. Start out absurd and a genuine Fool will already be primed and ready to fall for it while everyone else can laugh.
RE: Cub Finance Hacked. Pull Out Your Liquidity ASAP