So I met with my Parole Officer the other day. What an asshole, barely even looked up at me and was really just interested in getting his paperwork completed so he could check some boxes. There's really no interest by the system to rehabilitate or help ex-cons to get reintroduced into society.
The Penal (haha) system is a business, and there's an incentive to keep people in or returning and business is good.
Random Fart Fact:
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I'm a good person, I just got put in a situation that left me no options. I learned nothing by being put away and would not change any of my actions. I defended a family member which is partly why I was given a lenient sentence and served only 56% of it. I was basically able to keep a good record inside and get out on good behavior.
In any event, I really hate having to go and check in with my P.O. So as revenge I fart right before I leave. I learned how to use the seat edge to spread my cheek so I can let loose without making the telltale fart noise. We call that type of fart "Silent Butt Deadly". It's funny because as he was smelling it, he was complaining about one of his co-workers always eating hard boiled eggs at work and that he hates the smell hahahaha !
The Farting Community is slowly building momentum and we already have $30 in pending rewards!
I'd like get some help creating Fart Token which can be used in a Farting game. I have some great ideas about what the game would entail. One of the modes would be chasing Justin Sun around a house and trying to trap him in a room with Fart Fumes. It would be like a puzzle maze game in which you can plan out your moves to trap him.
Another Token idea is Proof Of Fart to reward quality Fart content the Farting Community
If any developers want to help create the game or Token reply below.
I would also like to create some Fart NFTs . Maybe something like Garbage Pail Kids style for all members of the Community.
Also, if you are interested in Joining the Fart Squad drop a response below and a Title you would like.
@davedickeyyall Moderator
@trumpman "Animal Fart Specialist"
@jlsplatts "Fartstoryteller"
"Everybody Farts, might as well have fun doing it" ~ George Washington