How many datapoints must I hold in my head simultaniously?

So apparently this is a strategy game?

I'd guess that this is how they train our wormongering overloads at imperialism school but if that were the case they might actually be holding onto global power instead of watching it slip through their fat fingers.

Alas, living in a declining empire is made bearable only by the advent of blockchain gaming like Splinterlands!!! F**k you late stage capitalism! I'm out.

Now for something helpful:

How I always beat Water magic players over and over and over (Bronze League)...

• Summoner: Bortus

• Tank: Torhilo the Frozen

That is my secret! At least it's been working for me in Bronze III, II leagues remarkably well for the past week. Occasionally you'll see a Water Monster tank with Crustacean King but I've beat them with Torhilo too! And so many people are playing the same Water deck lineup it's crazy.

The magic debuff from Bortus plus all the enemy magic damage sucked into the Torhilo black hole has me winning against Water splinters 9 times out of 10.

So throw Torhilo up front, go with the -1 magic debuff, pick some decent damage dealers then sit back and let the wins roll in. Or just tap the Skip To Results button because you know you won already anyway.

This is newbie stuff I know please don't give me a hard time about it I'm here for good times. Thanks!