Hey there. Let me drag you away from your crusty cum covered Pokemon cards for a second, because I'm back with another new riff of the week. This time, I'm elevating myself to the highest status of virginity by combining my love of video games with my love of music. That's right, babyboi's, this weeks riff is the Lost Woods theme from Zelda OOT. Why? Because I felt like having a big old fat nostalgia boner, and also because it's short enough where I didn't need to torture myself from the heat of my living room for too long to record it. Seriously, this place makes me feel like I summoned the Cenobyte's from Hellraiser and instead of bringing a puzzlebox, they just brought an Elon Musk flamethrower and lit my ass up with it. So, instead of making content to post here, I've been hiding in my bedroom with the portable AC unit my sister loaned me, so I don't turn into a gelatinous pile of ass, sweat and semen.
But, yeah. Hope you enjoy this goofy little post. I might start doing more video game themes here and there since it's pretty fun and I can add my own spin on them to an extent.
Until next time though, doods.
Later!
