This is the calm before the storm - when my steam game library becomes incredibly deep and full of really substantial, meaningful, and important games. Fiends of Imprisonment is not such a game.
It is friends with the likes of Absconding Zatwor and other shovel ware that was added to Steam in order to exploit then rampant trading card loopholes which allowed developers to get a trickle of income for zero effort, while polluting the Steam store front with low quality trash.
It would be okay if these games did the work they wanted to do in meaningful or artful way, but they don't do that.
Fiends of Imprisonment is a top down game with shaky controls that see you navigate the same sort of prison walls and security cameras that were in the previous titles in this loosely named and connected series. The levels are probably proceduraly generated with low quality assets and worse-yet quality music.
There's not much to say about this game beyond these asinine facts, other than it could do with fewer levels. According to folklore on the Internet, there's dozens and dozens of them. I couldn't bother putting myself more than approximately three before the boredom and repetition made me want to in fact, place myself in a prison and do nothing other than push ups all day long for three years as repentence for the five minutes of my life I wasted on this game.
Worse yet, is probably the time I am wasting writing these words about this game. Still, I must ensure that I do give every game in my Steam game library a fair chance at entertaining me, and document it for historical record as some sort of crazed lunatic would only do.
The next title on my journey will be much nicer - a relaxing jaunt through the works of Square Soft. I'm up to the exhaustively epic Final Fantasy game titles, so it will be a little longer between these posts!