35 años nos unen de historia, hemos hecho de todo, peleado, ser socios, quitarnos novias, pero lo mejor es ser amigos, amigos reales, sin medias tintas, frontales, con un apoyo incondicional del uno para el otro.
Miles de anécdotas juntos, que de recordarlas me muero de la risa y en otras me enorgullece de ver la hermandad que nos une, pero el fin de esta publicación no es la nostalgia y contaré una de muchas historias que nos han pasado.
My brother and my friend Miguel, I am an only child, life did not give me the opportunity to have brothers, but destiny put me in the way, my compadre, the kindest and most loyal person I have ever known.
35 years of history unite us, we have done everything, we have fought, been partners, taken girlfriends, but the best thing is to be friends, real friends, without half measures, upfront, with unconditional support for each other.
Thousands of anecdotes together that I can't stop laughing when I remember them and in others I am proud to see the brotherhood that unites us, but the purpose of this publication is not nostalgia and I will tell one of the many stories that have happened to us.
Miguel un ser temeroso, tímido y muy familiar, las normas y las etiquetas sociales son las reglas que rigen su comportamiento, con una esposa y dos hijos, son las pautas y el motor que mueve su vida.
Al unirnos somos como un equilibrio, yo el atrevido, con una vida de pocos límites y él es el recatado, en una de tantas historias juntos, un día salimos a tomarnos unos tragos, yo frecuentaba a una chica y para esta cita, se llevó a su hermana.
Nos vestimos cual galanes de telenovela, perfumados y de punta en blanco buscamos a nuestras doncellas, llegamos a una discotea nos tomamos unos tragos, bailamos, comimos, la noche y la fiesta se adueñó de nuestros sentidos.
Miguel a fearful, shy and very familiar being, norms and social labels are the rules that govern his behaviour, with a wife and two children, they are the guidelines and the engine that drives his life.
When we come together we are like a balance, I am the daring one, with a life of few limits and he is the demure one, in one of our many stories together, one day we went out for a few drinks, I used to go out with a girl and for this date, he took his sister.
We dressed up like soap opera stars, perfumed and dressed to the nines, we looked for our maids, we arrived at a discotheque, we had a few drinks, we danced, we ate, the night and the party took over our senses.
Las cosas no resultaron como yo lo esperaba, mi chica se enamoró a primera vista de mi compadre, bailaron toda la noche y en varios momentos los vi besarse, yo incómodo, en horas de la madrugada le pido irnos y ellos querían seguir la farra y en una situación muy extraña mi amigo estaba desinhibido.
Efectivamente, me llevan a mi casa y ellos siguen disfrutando su noche, al llegar la mañana me levanto y llamó a mi compadre, para que me contara lo acontecido, en su noche de locura.
Al llamar me contesta su esposa y los insultos que recibí fueron bien grotescos, inocente de todo ésto, le preguntó qué sucedía y la respuesta que recibí fue, llevate a este señor de aqui, que lo voy a matar, si no se va.
Things did not turn out as I expected, my girl fell in love at first sight with my compadre, they danced all night and at various times I saw them kissing, I was uncomfortable, in the early hours of the morning I asked her to leave and they wanted to continue the party and in a very strange situation my friend was uninhibited.
In fact, they take me home and they continue to enjoy their night, in the morning I get up and call my compadre, so that he can tell me what happened, in his night of madness.
When I called his wife answered me and the insults I received were grotesque, innocent of all this, I asked her what was going on and the answer I received was, take this man away from here, I'm going to kill him if he doesn't leave.
Inmediatamente salgo al rescate de mi hermano, al llegar a su casa, él sale corriendo y gritando ¡compadre arranque que esta mujer me va a matar! Le abro la puerta de mi carro y él se tira literalmente en el puesto del copiloto y seguidamente salieron de la puerta de su casa, dos bolsas de basura volando, con la ropa de mi hermano.
Al salir le preguntó qué había sucedido, y me dice, hermano al dejarte en tu casa, seguidamente llevamos a la hermana de tu amiga y fuimos a un hotel, pasamos una madrugada de amor y a las 5 de la mañana me despierto y al ver la hora me asusto, porque debía llegar a mi casa.
Intento levantar a mi amiga y estaba profundamente dormida y en balbuceos me dijo que se quedaría y que la buscara en la mañana, no prendo la luz de la habitación para no molestarla, me visto rápidamente y me voy a la casa.
I immediately went to my brother's rescue, when I arrived at his house, he came out running and shouting, "Father, this woman is going to kill me! I open the door of my car and he literally throws himself in the passenger seat and then two bags of rubbish flew out of the door of his house, with my brother's clothes.
When he came out he asked him what had happened, and he told me, brother, when we left you at your house, we took your friend's sister and went to a hotel, we spent an early morning of love and at 5 in the morning I woke up and when I saw the time I got scared, because I had to get to my house.
I try to wake up my friend and she was sound asleep and in babbling she told me that she would stay and that I should look for her in the morning, I don't turn on the light in the room so as not to disturb her, I get dressed quickly and go home.
Al ser las siete de la mañana, mi esposa me levanta a golpes y yo no sabía lo que sucedía, me gritaba y me golpeaba, preguntando con que perra andabas y yo le decía con el compadre Maykell, me seguí gritando y persiguiendo con un palo de escoba.
Yo en medio de la confusión, corría para salvar mi vida y en momentos de furia de mi esposa, me dijo gritando, ¡dile a la perra con que andabas que se compre ropa interior bonita! Y fue cuando me percate que llevaba puesto el cachetero de mi amiga.
Sin ningún escrúpulo, le dije a mi esposa, ese fue mi compadre Maykell, que por joder me puso ésto, yo andaba muy ebrio y tu sabes que él es un loco, sus juegos son muy pesados y ella me respondió, ¡de cuando acá Maykell usa cacheteros con corazones y un estampado que diga LOVE en la parte trasera!.
At seven o'clock in the morning, my wife woke me up with blows and I didn't know what was going on, she shouted at me and hit me, asking me what bitch you were with and I told her with my friend Maykell, she kept shouting at me and chasing me with a broomstick.
In the middle of the confusion, I was running for my life and in moments of my wife's fury, she shouted at me, "Tell the bitch you were with to buy some nice underwear! And that's when I realised that I was wearing my friend's hipster.
Without any scruples, I told my wife, that was my friend Maykell, he put this on me just to fuck with me, I was very drunk and you know he is crazy, his games are very heavy and she answered me, since when does Maykell wear a hipster with hearts and a print that says LOVE on the back!
