Whenever you think you've seen it all, the universe pops up with something so outlandishly absurd that it leaves you befuddled with the "What the fuck?" look on your face.
Conspiracy theories, who doesn't love them? I know I do but in reality, they're just things we use to bide time or indulge in when you're tripping on acid, cocaine or, marijuana, depending on your speed. The point is, they're usually analogies doused in ifs and buts, assumptions, presumptions, and arbitrary shit remodeled to sound like facts, at least to saps and wokes willing to keep up.
The World's in a bit of a pickle right now and everything from Strip clubs to churches has been shut down in virtually every country. This is of course because of the extremely contagious COVID-19 that's been spreading across the planet. Despite the surreal reality we're living in, a special group of people live in intentional obliviousness and have been rightly termed Covidiots by people of internet land.
Like I said though, conspiracy theories are actually a lot of fun but when taken too seriously, you kind of sound retarded; like this Nigerian Senator that I must commend for taking out time and putting in extra effort to sound extra retarded.
According to this overpaid twat dressed like a second-rate pimp that earns Billions of Naira for doing nothing, 5G technology is the cause of Coronavirus. According to his "research", in which he didn't quote any source or make any reference or scientific proof, the 5G technology has been put into "the market" and has caused the special flu. To make matters worst, he actually came on his Twitter to reassure everyone that he's not off his wagon and actually made the clip in "sound mind". What a dumb ass.
As ridiculous as this may sound, the dumb story has spread across the world and even prompted certain government officials to publicly disregard the theory, as it was brought up by reporters.
As I said, conspiracy theories are fun and all but they're only theories and are usually based on thin air or motivated by cocaine. I love cocaine stories, they're funny but when logical and educated people actually start peddling this crap for sinister motives that includes fear-mongering and clout, I can only scratch my balls and shake my head at the level of mental depravity. It is some retarded shit, I can't lie.
