Well guess what my friendly friends I am back. From the cold arsed mountain top where the balls didn't get the chance to drop from the fear of ripping off frozen. There is no ideas or mind blowing nuggets that would allow you a free stripper pole in your lounge room.
NO SHIT!
A TRIPPER POLE IN THE LOUNGE?!
Da fuck? No you idiot this ain't so exotic animal auction, a stripper pole. Stripper. Pole. In the arse hole.
Yes I said it, though you haven't got it. This post is about exotic animals that like to play catch with strippers all the way to the arse hole of auction winner.
Now lets not forget the purveyor of this great auction on exotic tripper animals, @stickupboys. They have brought this special to you my friends.
Gets a top hat and starts gesturing his arms like a circus master of ceremony.
Hear ye, hear ye. Come my friends and lets delve into the depths of all depths.
Wait wait wait. This is not a post about selling shit mate. Lets get real and see where we are all going to get for the whole world to see. Because right now I se this schmick Evo 5 and we goin get that bitch back in the trucnk of our car to race race race.
To the bank and back bitches.
Howz bout we creep up to it and see if we can take it. Creepin and crawlin we siddle up to the side of the vehicle. Its a woman driver but fuck it. Lets do this bitch up.
Opened that door like there is no tomorrow. GET IN THE PASSENGER SEAT BITCH. NOW!
Or am bust a cap in that fine ass of yours. Do. It. Now....
With a scuffle and a buffle. The car lurches forward. WIth great force I get thrown out of the car. FUCK FUCK FUCK. She getting away some. My dream exotic car. I tumble and scramble to my feet. Full of grazes. AM bleeding like shit hit the fan...
Guess we just going to burn this fucken world.
Yes. Let this mutha fucken world burn. Let the grazes sting like there is no more leg. Let that pain remind you of everyday struggle with the rest of the fuckers that control their bladders waiting for the chance to see something great like the bucket of fuck its. Let the world know that we are here to see the fire rage and enrage the fire inside of that dark soul. Let the fucked up weak cunts know that we are here to wreck shit up!
Bro I think you need to stop drinking too much run because you are really not making any sense at the moment I mean there is a chance you might just have lost the plot. Guys. Please don't encourage this fucker any further. Come on seriously, I mean. Why?
Oh this is absurd, I mean really? You want to argue with an arse? There's no need for anything or anyone.
Bah! I'll just fuck off then.
Now go on then, fuck off..