Human nature has a habit of adopting consistency after you hit 30. Any changes are like new year's resolutions, temporary and because we love lying to ourselves.
I've compiled a list of consistently consistent characters from our everyday lives:
The saint who stabs you - You know the seemingly nice, genial colleague who gently pushes work your way and will smilingly throw you under the bus but is always so damn politically correct? Yes, that one. Consistently good to your face while sticking a kick me sign to your back.
The Internet Troll - Internet should come with a licence because there are masked villains gleefully typing their black heart onto matters that don't concern them. The most consistent thing about them - they are never funny.
The human factoid - Well actually... if you look at data from 1966 survey of people who put people to sleep...They'll be consistently in the top 5.2345678%.
Richie rich's side bitch - Ultra lux or Uber shiny, the one with the pretty woman syndrome who consistently falls for f*ckbois.
Richie rich himself - Your rich friend who alternately mopes around without any purpose or throws gatsbyesque parties to feel a thrill that only poverty ridden people can experience at the sight of bills.
The just Woke up - The alt left, green loving hipster who thinks they are unpredictable but spends the whole day gaming and is too lazy to do anything - consisttently high.
My brother who consistently loves to annoy me but sends good memes - okay this one's personal.
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