Interviewer: What do you think of the current political crisis?
Sally: Oh, we don't discuss politics, darling. This is a wine party, not a political rally.
Molly: Oh, dear. You're so delightfully hilarious.
Interviewer: What about religion? Do you believe in God?
Sally: Which God, love?
Molly: Ha! Stop it, you silly.
Sally: But since you brought it up, I think we can clear the matter up. We do believe in God, and his name is Dionysus.
Interviewer: As in...
Sally: The Greek god of wine and sexual ecstasy.
Molly: Sally!
Sally: Molly?
Molly: Behave!
Sally: Well, it's the God's honest truth.
Interviewer: So, you worship this God of wine.
Sally: Especially on the weekends. I mean, look around you? This is not military headquarters or a factory floor. It's a proper ladies' club. What do you think goes on inside these walls? A secret feminist revolution based on sexual liberation and mysticism? No, darling, we're all just here to have a good time and drink the sweetest wine, just like our God commands it.
Molly: I do really think we should get going and join the others.
Interviewer: But your husbands are at war.
Sally: And they wouldn't be if they had spend more time learning how to make love to us instead of war.
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