This is one true life event that happened to me, that i wish i didn't have to share to people but here i am sharing this with My Hive Learner friends.
Sometimes some moments are there to give us some good laughs, whenever you remember them you cant help but smile.
I have always been that kind of Guy that is easygoing, i love to witness trouble but i don't in any way want to be into trouble lol.
Here is a story of how i got into some embarrassing mess.
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Well it all started in my year 3 in the University,
on a very hot Sunday Afternoon, which was a day to my birthday, my friends are already getting ready to give me some Hot birthday beating and Bath me with Cassava flour.
I Dont really know who originated that crazy act, but it is like a tradition for Nigerian students to beat the hell out of a birthday celebrant and bath him or her with some nasty things on their Birthdays.
When my birthday nearly reached, i called all my friends And begged them to show me mercy, even though deep in my heart i know i was wasting my time😂,
this was because i have also beat hell out of them countless of times on their birthdays too. So am no saint.
Well that afternoon one of my friend, his name is Kunle.
Kunle decided to help me with a birthday gift. He said he will arrange a girl for me as a date on my birthday. Although I was very skeptical, but i found it amusing to have a girlfriend before my birthday. As at that time i don't have any girl friend, maybe because i was ugly or Broke,or it can just be because am Broke and Ugly.
Kunle is a ladies guy, he always have his way around ladies, whatever wooing techniques he is using for ladies is actually working. On that day he lectured me on things i need to do when the lady is around, he told me to wear my best clothes, wear some nice perfume, crack some nice jokes, that the ladies will be mine in no time. After the whole lectures he asked me about the girl am crushing on, i told him it's Sandra, that fair lady in Department of Art. I have crush on the girl since i was in year one, whenever i see her, even after many hours of preparing to talk to her, i suddenly go Mute , i turn deaf and dumb lol.
After telling kunle about my crush, he told me we are getting her that evening no Matter what. I said ok let's do this, i was so optimistic after much motivational talks from kunle.
Embarrassing Encounter with my Crush
That Sunday evening, I and kunle went to the girls hostel to meet Sandra, already kunle have given me some lovely pickup lines. I memorized each one of them as if my life depends on it.
The first pickup line was "Your dad must be a thief, he stole all the beauty in the world and put it inside you",
The second pick up line was "Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes."
The last one was "I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
I memorized those line with all my heart.
Finally after much direction from some ladies we reached Sandra's hostel, She was with her friends.
Immediate i saw that she wasn't alone, i panicked, i wanted to make a U turn, when kunle held me back, He said we are here for a mission that we must accomplish our mission before leaving.
He found a way to make the other ladies with sandra go, then he gave me a sign to quickly meet her.
As at that time i was sweating like a Christmas Chicken, i summoned some courage,. I move towards her, just right there, when i was to deliver my Pickup Lines, my brain decided to trip off🤦, i looked around, Kunle was No where to be found, In my mind i was cursing,My God will judge Kunle , why did i even follow kunle's advice , now he have left me behind.
I couldn't remember anything again. We stood there looking at ourselves for upto 5minutes, then Some word flewed off my mouth "you must be a thief, i i i lost my phone inside you, can i have your own phone?",
How those word came out, i don't know OMG!,
Sandra burst into uncontrollable laughter, i felt like the ground should swallow me during that moment 💔. She said jokingly while chuckling: when did you lost your phone in my house na, she then held my hand and asked me to keep calm and Just talk freely. Her sweet words eased the pressure, we flowed afterwards. she gave me her number, We became best of friends.
The remaining story about me and sandra will be for later.
Alright Guys, i hope you had a good Laugh.
Have a great fun filled weekend 😘
