Welcome to Punday Monday!

I dunno what's happening, folks. Perhaps my regulars have been AFK. But there've been no puns submitted for two weeks!

We had a lovely 3 day weekend, so Punday Monday falls on a Tuesday this week.

You've all had a nice rest, so give this new topic your best shot!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Crows!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: @improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me a tip that’s good for both of us!

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

How’s THIS:

No one

Crows
As in
A group of crows will ostracize a dangerous creature by not talking to it. They handle this carefully, displaying extreme caw shun.

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!