What I see: A little black pig -- not muddy, because the silver hair in its coat is shining.
What I feel: This pig here is posing for its glamor shot before going places!
You can take me to the black-and-white ball as main attraction, not main course.
You can see I'm properly attired for all the formal events.
Now, you caught me at lunch; I do need a napkin right now.
But I am a pig of distinction, not just another porky face.
