Hollywood favored women who were super tall and skinny but they did nothing for Dave. He was into belly fat. There were just so many benefits! It was soft so it made a great pillow, could keep you warm on cold nights and was fun for both pinching and tickles.
And so it was with a heavy heart that he observed Sherry, an adorably cuddly lady he hoped to ask out soon, at his gym one day, out of the blue. She ran on the treadmill with a determined glint in her eyes that told him for certain that her chubby belly's days were numbered.
And what could he really say that wouldn't reek of hypocrisy? He was a personal trainer and sometimes fitness model. She had every right to take control of her own fitness just as he did.
But still…
On another note, is anyone taking belly fat donations…? Just kidding (mostly 😅). Anyway, if you'd like to write your own freewrite today, head on over here.
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