All, doing a 5 minute freewrite. Thank you for reading.
Once upon a time, in a small town in the Arctic, the temperature had dropped below zero for days. Everyone was bundled up in their warmest coats, scarves, and mittens, but still shivered from the cold.
One day, a man named Jack decided to go ice fishing. He bundled up in so many layers that he looked like a walking snowman. As he walked out onto the frozen lake, he realized he had forgotten his fishing equipment.
Undeterred, Jack decided to use his frozen nose as a fishing rod. He stuck his nose in the freezing water and waited. After a few minutes, he felt a tug on his nose. Excitedly, he pulled it out of the water, only to find a tiny fish clinging to his nostril.
As Jack tried to remove the fish, his nose became stuck in the freezing water. Panic set in as he realized he was frozen to the ice. He tried to pull away, but his nose wouldn't budge.
Luckily, a group of penguins waddled by and saw Jack's predicament. They quickly pecked away at the ice until Jack's nose was freed.
From that day forward, Jack decided to stick to more conventional methods of fishing, but he couldn't help but chuckle every time he saw a fish.