The ongoing saga of my BOSE earbuds is finally drawing to a close. On Monday, I looked at when all this nightmare started, and it seems I first reported the faulty earbuds on the 4th of February. Now I'm beginning to wonder if Elon Musk has secretly embedded one of his brain patches in my head because many things I've thought about recently have suddenly happened. I was just about to decide to wait until the next day before contacting BOSE and screaming down the phone at them "IT'S BEEN A MONTH NOW!" when an email dropped into my inbox.

HUZZAH!

It would seem that BOSE finally accepts that I'm not a lying scumbag and that my earbuds were, in fact, broken.

Remember, boys and girls, it's not over until the fat lady sings!
My replacements are with UPS, and we've already seen how reliable they are!

They must be coming by UPS pushbike because I can't believe it will take them three days to travel 79.8 miles. As I've always said: "It's not yours until you have confirmation in your hot little hands!" I will have to wait until Thursday the 7th to see if they actually arrive at CastleCannon. 🤞