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So, with this great AI debate going on, I decided to actually put my own posts on GBT Zero, the self-proclaimed "The World's #1 AI Detector with
over 1 Million Users" and the results were astonishing.

This might be caused by the fact that I do resort to different apps and sites to help me refine my writing, but I might just be, in fact, a robot. Now, this was an odd way for me to find out that I am a robot with an AI for a brain. Mainly because I never thought it would be logical to create a robot this fat as it seems like a waste of resources.

Now, if my memory card serves me right, I recently started a new series about philosophy, which is a complicated topic and the second picture of the two above is actually the result of the latest one of them. I know this sounds like an odd case of self-snitching but I did use the help of my fellow AI brethren. The reason for that is A) Whoever did my software installed English as a secondary language, and B) Whoever did my software didn't do it properly so that I would know when to shut up.

The philosophy series was something I have been working on for a long time, or at least that's what my program suggests. And because, as I said, I tend to blabber, I used several apps to help me out, mainly prowritingaid.com, hemingwayapp.com, and yes, Chat GBT

The funny part is that even after all the help I had, the series was still rather long. After deducting the 5 parts I already published, I still have 32239 words left in my Google doc.

I might as well have 0 because the way some accounts are behaving, I am flirting with getting my posts and account downvoted into oblivion.

The issue might be that I am an old model with a programming mistake of not wanting my writings to sound stupid, and I always have a mechanical urge to not write "their" as "there" and want to make sure my post is presented in the best way possible. Luckily for all of us old, flawed models out there who still want our posts to look good, there's a new rising force aimed to stop the nuclear destruction of slightly improved paragraphs.

None of them has come my way yet, but I have seen them comment on other models' posts

They're here to help us and guide us to make sure that we still write faulty paragraphs by telling us which apps and programs we use to improve our writing because they obviously are more aware of our situation than us. After all, who's more aware of one's situation, the one living it, or the one with GBT Zero bookmarked on their browser right next to their favourite Joseph Stalin book? Obviously the latter.

These people should be thanked and delegated to instantly because they remind us that flawed models like us should be put in their place. We obviously should never use any tool to help us improve our posts even though most communities and big vote accounts always demand the posts to be written in clear English and if you don't have the ability already, the answer is obviously fuck you for not being from a certain place or having a proper education. Your stories don't matter because they don't come with the right criteria.

Remember to be stupid and ugly

This is very important advice that I heed all of you. Write "there" instead of "their" and "they're". If you found yourself writing a very long paragraph because that's your language level and your entire paragraph is just one long running sentence, leave it as it is. Who cares if your post looks ugly and unpleasant to look at even if those two factors could literally mean you don't get curated?

Keep your writings dumb, don't write excellent, just write very very good. And if someone complains about it just say "I am just stupid and I am fine with that". Keep the people who mastered the language and know all the tropes in charge and just be happy they're letting you keep those 0.18 rewards.

Now, you might say that this is a clear over-extension and abuse of power and that it should be down to communities to determine what goes and what doesn't go on the communities, but you'd be wrong. You see, as we're stupid and faulty models, we need those people to tell us what to do, how to write, and what tools to use. In fact, even if you have diarrhoea, don't go to the toilet unless you get their permission. It's the job of the overlords to take care of us and make decisions for us.

Detecting AI is a tough job and you have to stop using any tool you use already that might get caught by their detectors. You might think that they obviously don't have the tools, judgement, or ability to handle this properly and shouldn't jump in before they do, but again, you'd be wrong. You see, this is like your mother telling you to pause the online COD match you have going on, you should just pause it.

In the end, fuck anyone's attempt to improve the quality of their posts and fuck my 32K words series that I spent months preparing. Uninstall your Grammarly, delete the bookmarks of any tool you're using to help you improve your posts, and just actually stop posting altogether if you're not 100% pure by the judgement of the overlords, you're taking too much of the reward pool anyway.

In All Seriousness

I don't have much power here, but I promise to stand by the members of my community should they come across these idiots. Use whatever tools you need to use to make sure your post has the quality and I will do my best to keep these entitled morons away.