The following is a lyrical parody, you can find the original song by pressing the name of it. No children, cats, or dogs were harmed in the making of this post.
[Verse 1]
Britney Spears - Womanizer
Superstar
What new post are you going to spout
I know you
Ain't got a clue what you're talking about
You can play smart to all the others out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby.
Look at you
Posting more than a re-upload
Thinking you
Would get a big curie upvote
Pretending to be a smart one
But I call em as I see em
I know what you are, what you are, baby.
[Pre-Chorus]
Plagiarizer, plaga-plagiarizer
Plagiarizer, plaga-plagiarizer, you're a plagiarizer
Oh, plagiarizer, oh, you're a plagiarizer, baby
You-you-you are, you-you-you are
Plagiarizer, plagiarizer, plagiarizer(plagiarize)
[Chorus]
Boy, don't try to run fa-ar
Spaminator knows just where you a-a-are
Boy, don't try to run fa-ar
Spaminator knows just where you a-a-are
(You) Your post is smart, (You) made a work of art
(You) But you didn't write it, (You) you plagiarize
Boy, don't try to run fa-ar
Spaminator knows just where you a-a-are
Boy, don't try to run fa-ar
Spaminator knows just where you a-a-are
(You) You say I lie and stink, (You) Here's the link
(You) You're nothing but a (You) plagiarize
[Verse 2]
Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time
Oh, hivewatchers, hivewatchers.
How was I supposed to know
That I shouldn't plagiarize here
Oh, hivewatchers, hivewatchers.
Get the spaminator off my posts
It's getting my posts out of sight, yeah.
I appeal, remove the downvotes, please.
Tell me hivewatchers.
I need them removed now, because
My reputation is going down
(way down)
I apologize
I was a clown, was a clown
When I get flagged by spaminator I piss my pants
Give me a glance.
Give me, baby, one more chance
[Verse 3]
Britney Spears - Oops!... I Did It Again
I'm sorry I did it again
Despite the appeal
I stole a post and then ten
It might seem like I was sincere
But it doesn't mean
That I am serious
Cause to copy all my entries
That is just the real me
Oops!...
I did it again
I stole another post
Got lost chasing fame
Oops!...
You think I wrote those
Thanks for the upvotes
I'm not that innocent
See? No children, cats, or dogs were harmed in the making of this post as I promised. Get your non-plagiarised funny posts into the Comedy Open Mic Contest