I mean look at that! I am starting to think I doubt I even had girlfriends. I doubt I even had imaginary ones. With a face like that, even your imaginary girlfriend would leave you for the imaginary guy you imagined beating up to win her love.
This face is what Batman uses to terrify the criminals of Gotham.
This face increases air pollution by 3.7% a year by just consuming air.
I went to the pharmacy to buy a Nivea skin lotion to clear my face and the bottle just said "Have you tried acid?"
That face haunts Freddy Krueger's dreams
That face is what gave Chuck Norris Covid-19
That face is what models look at to force themselves to vomit
That face is what leggos step on late at night.
That face cause more cases of girls disappearing than Thanos' snap
By being in the same blockchain, that face is what made the parties feel guilty together and form guiltyparties
Also, why are those eyes looking at completely two different places? How hard is it for someone to stare at the camera?
I heard of a lazy eye, but that one is still waiting for internet explorer to load.
No wonder my ex thought I was seeing someone on the side.
If that eye got any lazier, it would be credited for writing the newest The Matrix movie.
If that eye got any lazier, it would
Back to the face
That face looks like it smells like farts.
At least you know I am not two-faced, otherwise, would I choose this one?
No wonder, I write comedy posts, my face looks like a literal punchline.
The sad part is with that face, you'd at least expect a personality.
When girls see my face on Tender they swipe left quickly...... With their necks and break it.