I have never felt the way I have years ago. It was my childhood age and I feel is the best in life where I lived happily without remorse for any of my actions. All the life we lived as a child is not to be counted but as for me, I use those childhood age to put myself in a state of laughter when I remember some remarkable life. I could remember when I was discussing with a friend and I was telling him the kind of life that I encountered years ago as a child, but he never believed me. Well, I saw his doubt thinking I was raised as a child from a royal family not knowing we struggled to survive life.
As part of my discussion with my friend, I was telling him how I used to clean my bottom at the bank of a public toilet after I must have excreted.
During my childhood age, life was never easy with my family who was only struggling to give me and other my brothers and sisters food. My parents had nothing to the extent that we were all born and brought up in a village where there was no money, job, infrastructure, good roads, low electricity, no hospital facilities, and many more but only to survive through hard labor in farming, fishing, and other laboring works to earn a living.
There in the village, we only have one public toilet for both males and females but in separate ways. For me to avoid going to the toilet at night because the road to it is bushy, I'll have to drink all kinds of drinks and food that will make me toilet during the day.
One faithful day, not in the night as always prevented, I don't know what I took that day that toilet started bothering me as if I have never toilet in all my life. Well, I think this happened because I struggled for ice cream with friends and we almost consumed a whole bucket of ice cream.
Rushing home because of the toilet from my primary school, it was as if I was already in hell because when I rushed to my house before rushing to our public toilet, I didn't even recognize where I dropped my school bag. Well, I believe only a few will feel me when the toilet knocks for you.
After dropping my school bag in an unknown location right inside my house, I took over 600m race with no return and know referee, where I forgot I was not wearing slippers. When I get to where our public toilet was situated, I thought I was lucky enough as the rooms were all empty. Since the toilet is just a pit one needs to be careful to avoid falling inside. I crossed my leg and excreted almost everything from my stomach. It was when I was done excreting that I realized I was not with a toilet tissue to clean up my anus.
After I excreted and had no toilet tissue to clean up my anus, I have to look around and no one was there with me. I drove my anus closer to the public toilet door edge side and clean it up. Here I didn't see any offense I committed using a public toilet door to clean up my anus because before I even did that, there have been a lot of different colors of dedication left behind the toilet door by other people who used the toilet before me. But I still have to clean up my anus on top without any fear of sickness and Infection.
It was the next day that I have a quarrel with a girl. Do you know that the girl almost exposed all the things l did to clean up my anus using the public toilet door? Before I could beat up the girl, she told me that I was not of age to lay my hand on her because I have not even cleaned up my anus properly. The girl insulted me that before I'll be able to beat her up that I'll need to go and clean up my anus properly with a tissue instead of smelling, and infected public toilet door. I was supposed to hear such an insult from her because I thought no one saw me doing that.