What's the worst case if you are single, your mind bleeds and your heart sleeps when you watch others in a relationship. Movies don't give you entertainment, what they offer you is grief that is why you are sleepless while being alone at night. Who are ghosts? I guess they are the single ones who didn't get a chance to hear "I love you too babe". People say that male ghoots prey on beautiful ladies. Who have long hair (I don't have ) who wear red( I am allergic to red) and who use romance perfume ( I use kingtox for safety 😝). So I didn't have the chance to be in such an imaginative relationship. I thought, what if I become female ghoots to prey on well-off guys. So here are the meetups.
The crypto holders;
The rich love doesn't disappoint you, so I scrolled to the list and found a guy who is having a grip on crypto. Luckily there was a vacant seat in his heart too. When I knocked the door he responded "I am already busy ayesha "🙄 how did he knew it was me. Was I already ruling his mind? I took his phone and saw he was watching the film "ek villain" and that ayesha penetrated into his heart. My bad I didn't have such looks to fascinate him. I returned sadly as assets of @dlmmqb were not in my control. Grapes are sour.
Among the neighbours;
Should I visit the neighbours, not a bad idea as they will welcome me as a ghost even without a passport and visa. A non expensive trip lol. Wait who is this face behind the screen. Oh it's @mahirabdullah . I changed my voice into Shreya and started singing bangla songs. He was not watching me, I waved my long hair (I used a wig) again but it had no effect at all. He jumped with utmost joy and I giggled for success. But wait he was watching football match🤥 already having a girlfriend in this form. I was almost leaving till I heard "hey don't forget to participate in our next hl-exclusive contest". I wanted to hit him hard till I saw his slim anaconda body. A single twist around me was going to break my rib cage.
I knocked on the door of @bhattg but his sleepy eyes frightened me. So I moved back as I guessed that his ghost is also swirling about lol. Before I was leaving I saw a strange thing on his table. It was a meditation pose kung fu panda I wanted to grab and almost did it. But his grave voice froze my hands and I left while hauling my frozen body in the traffic of Mumbai.
The last option;
I had no further choice then this guy, might be if I had I would move on 🤫 he was taking swings in the cradle of mood swings when I prevailed. His eyes were dizzy just like he had drunk all the love portion. "Come on ayesha, my ghost has already been waiting for you since the recent comment. Why are you so shy? Come sit right there". When I saw the seat it was a hole. It's a meme hole he replied. "You will love to have its visit "😐 before I would respond he grabbed my hand and wow I was among the meme town. I found Elon musk on each wall. Shit coin and bitcoin rolling all the streets. "@idksamad78699 , how much time do you spend here"? I asked him. "The time I found after wasting on Netflix series "😬 how much busy he is wow. This is called single life perks. I left In hurry as I heard mom yelling. My ghost left me in seconds as the authority matters 🤭.
(Sorry for tagging you guys, but I found all of you more worthy for being tagged in this hilarious post )
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