A Hive Community member nearly came in his pants this afternoon when the Hive prize increased from a measly 30 cent to a princely sum of 44 cent per liquid Hive.
"First 30 cent, then 44 cent. Next stop $2000," claimed Jimmy from Canada who is now thinking about quitting his job and doing this shit full time.
"My Hive value has increased by $1000 overnight." smiled Jimmy.
"With so many projects in the pipeline this is only the beginning," he said, after he has been posting on Hive every day since 2019.
"With Splinterlands, Genesis League, Project something or other and some chess/poker game launching in 2023 then Hive will explode," stated Jimmy who is riddled with FOMO.
"The Community is great. Everyone is so nice and we all support each other," claims Jimmy.
News around Hive's little moon or "Luna Pequena" as they are calling it in Spain and South America, came as a surprise as nobody really knows why it mooned all of a sudden.
"The Koreans are buying, that's always the reason," laughed Jimmy who doesn't really have one shred of technical evidence why the Hive price is actually rising.
Some analysts are saying the rise in price is due to there being no Venezuelan conferences/ rally car racing / and the lucrative Hive sticker designing over the last month as various DHF pools ran dry which resulted in nobody selling Hive for FIAT on the exchanges for a couple of days. The lack of anyone absolutely creaming the system led to a scarcity of supply of Hive. But the maths never bothered Jimmy.
"In Hive there is just a secret sauce. It is not just one thing that makes will get us to $2000 per liquid Hive."
"Everyone on Hive has good intentions to make it succeed and we all will be millionaires."
I have the Hive ascension planned out for myself because I am sure we will prevail.
"I first plan to quit my job."
"Hopefully it will only be around 6 months from now when Hive gets to serious money"
"I won't resign, I will just make a poo on my desk and walk out."
"That will teach them."
"I then plan to use my passive Hive curation as money to support my household."
"I have 3 mouths to feed so finally my wife won't have to work those extra shifts at the hospital anymore."
"If Hive reached half of what I expect it to be at $1000, I will have more than enough wages to pay the bills and feed the family."
"The HBD savings will pay for any holidays."
"Leo will take off eventually so I plan to pay for a car out of these earnings."
"All I need is for Hive to reach $1650 and all my worries are over"
"It's a concrete plan in fairness."
"I bet everyone is thinking the same."
Many business analysts are forecasting the traditional social medium has had its time to shine but snappier social media such as Insta, Tiktok and Twitter will be the future where users can read content in seconds and like the post. But for Jimmy this is all bullshit.
"There is nothing better than sitting down with a coffee and reading how Michelle took a close up of a leaf and posted it on Hive, or looking at a post by Henry around the vegan salad he ate that day." "That's the future, not some Twiddle, Instabook or Toktik. Young people have loads of time to curate. Loads of time. Sure they do fuck all in work anyway. Hive is the future."
When asked by our journalist how come Hive hasn't mooned already especially in the bull market that had recently passed Jimmy changes the subject and talks about the success of Splinterlands which gives rise to more questions around why Hive did not take off back then either..
"Well you don't have to believe me" said Jimmy but $2,000, you heard it hear first!