Da Rules

The rules are the rules
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2- You must nominate two other people to enter the contest. Don't be selfish, tag your funny friends so they'd get a chance to win
3- You must include (Comedy Open Mic Contest) in your post title
4- No recycled posts, all posts must be original and new
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6- You must include "comedyopenmic" and "COMtest" in your tags.
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8- Drop the link to your post in the comment section below.
9- Cross-posts are allowed but the original version has to be posted here.
10- All your posts need to be written in English. Bilingual posts allowed.
11- Short content (I.E gif + comment/short post) will not be considered for contest rewards, but you are welcome to post them in the community.}

but

I got tagged and dragged into this!

By @oldsoulnewb, but he already participated.

Rule 2 applies so lets face it. I am forced to nominate you now @bdmillergallery and, hmmmmm who else has a good humor and made me laugh, @antoniojoseha, the legendary drawing of you falling into the sewer, still cracks me up.

Ok, 1, 2 check. Quick read of 3...ahhhh...ok...will do now...4 a no brainer 5...goddamnit, where's my coke? It's a marathon. 5 LINK 6 done 7 also...wait a minute, did @dandays entered or just advertised? Sweating again. _{Mehhh I find another victim to comment on muhahahahahaaaaaaaa......}

What's 8 again? Ahhh for later and 9 blehhhhh. 10 _{puhhhhh almost there} understood and 11 ? Fair enough.

Jeez quite some hurdles to overcome but let's go for the post now!

To be honest,

I had nothing planned for this. It came out of the blue, the dropping of this post.

Here's an advice though.

If you throw pumpkin, onion, shallot, potato, carrot, coconut-rice-milk and mulled-wine left over together to cook a delicious everything-that-was-in-house soup

then

do not use the Syrian Spicy Spice and especially not six of your home-grown chillies together.

Why?

Because you forget that everything is pureed and your chillies have super hot seeds!

Because you forget you let everything cook in very well. You dip in the stick of joy and puree the hell out of everything. Then of course you let it reduce a bit more.

The pot looks a bit crappy but inside is bio-quality, no artificial flavors, homemade pumpkin soup.

Because you forget you take the first spoon of flavor

🥵

Somewhere in between exploding taste buds and pain you can taste that a pinch of salt is missing.

Dear goodness, what will the guests think?

I had none of course.

The above cat Schnurrsula moved out yesterday. In moved a bitchy bitch doggy girl.
She doesn't seem to like Joy. I think she thinks that he is a bully. Which he is 😂 . Bitches.

Only MOM loves you Joy!

Now that I said what I wanted to say I will go have another bowl of pumpkin death.

The positive side could be that the living shit is burned out of every virus -

Capsaicin Inferno 2!

If I'm not posting tomorrow.

Thanks for offering a home #comedyopenmic and the #COMtest!

_{All the gifs. by Giphy}