Happy New Year's!

Exactly what my change of year looked like. Alone. With two dogs. One scared one bored.

No TV!

I made some new years resolutions though.

My goal for 2022 is to achieve the 2021 goals that I set for 2020 because in 2019 I had planned to do what I wanted to achieve in 2018, because in 2017 I failed to meet the 2016 goals.

I could go on. Wanna know what happened a few hours into 2022?

I stepped out of the house, fresh as life in bloom. Two steps with the one dog. The other was still asleep. I wanted to greet life when suddenly ... slip!

Damn leaves!

I took a closer look.

Of course, why not! Why shouldn't the first steps in the new year be shitty?

Should bring luck!

Nobody knows why but well, as long as it works!

If that would be true business should be booming. I could earn some Shitcoins.

Moving on. I spent the last hours being creative!

New year, one year on the blockchain...I thought I need a new signature something.

You know, the cool stuff people have at the end of their posts. Like a cool community banner, some self advertisement, a very smart sentence...or a cool .gif like I used to have.

I got a bit stressed though. Cold sweat running down my spine, shivers, outcries, hopelessness! It has to happen and I know when.

Today! Damn creativity!

All I came up with you'll find below. I'm open for deconstructive criticism.

...crickets...crickets...crickets...

Heyyyyyyyyyy,

haven't talked about my luck today haven't we?

Shit was right!

Found this wheel nut wrench!

Luck is on my side!

I can't explain it to myself, but Juna has the same questioning look on her face as everyone who passed by me after my discovery of fate.

New Year strollers.

Have you never seen a girl with a rusty wheel nut wrench wander through the fruit trees?!

Maybe I should have put make-up on or trained my fighting dog. Joy wasn't very helpful in this scene.

Juna looked as if I wanted to beat her up with it, Joy ran drooling to every stroller while I tried to hide the wrench discreetly in my jacket without looking like a creep.

Happy new year's I say!