Things are so difficult right now. The economy is showing us shege. This period, everyone is looking for some extra income, anyhow. People barely have enough for themselves, still, if your not wise, the little you have will be taken away. You don't want that.
UnsplashSo, today, I'd be giving some tips on how to avoid all of those unnecessary billing. Because right now it seems there's a new found occupation in billing. I'm looking out for you, so here are some ways you can fake being broke;
•Dominate the Sapa circle
If you ever ask a friend how they are and they say "I'm not fine," that should be a red flag. Don't ever make the mistake of asking them why. Instead, dominate them before they dominate you. Tell them that you're not fine too. Infact, tell them all has never been well with you since you were born.
Tell them all your family trials and tribulations, even the one that contains cold zobo, tell them. If they had intended to beg you before, best believe they'll take pity on you and ask you to send account number. Overtaking is allowed, my dear. And, don't forget to send in your tithe.
•Whine them like that was what you were born to do.
If they whine you, whine them back with reckless abandon. If a friend or a prospective biller you know calls you boss or big woman, respond with a stronger name like chairman or womenleader. In this hailing game, don't allow them win. Na who dull accept big name they go give big billing.
•Don't flaunt your account.
In this case, to be on the safe side, you should have two bank accounts. The Sapa account and the main money account. Once in a while, screenshot your empty account balance and post it. If you don't have an empty account balance, tell one of your broke friends to send a screenshot of theirs so you can use.
This way, people will not think of asking you for money. How can they when you're obviously broke?
You might even be lucky to gather pity and small urgent 2k to accompany it. Also don't forget to sprinkle your social media status with Sapa memes here-and-there. It will go a long way, take it from me.
•Become a garri ambassador
We all know garri as National treasure and the saviour of the saparians. Avoid going to big restaurants with your friends instead invest your money in garri and beans. If your friend comes over, serve them garri. Dont let pride make you serve them rice with meat. Na who get pride them de bill. Swallow your pride, even if e hook you for throat, endure am. Just watch and see, your friend would be the one begging to buy you a meal.
•Look for a mentor.
In every line of skill/business, there's always a guru. Someone who knows the whys and hows. Look around you, there's someone flourishing in the ministry. For me, I already have someone who is a huge motivator to me in this journey. Man is effortlessly good in dribbling and confusing people with his Sapa tactics. I can boldly say I am learning from the best. Better find where you go start your own apprentice work. It will help you.
Finally, in all you do, just try make you no shine pass your destiny helper.
Helpful, right?
I know, am always doing the most for y'all. Go on and excel in this ministry.
Come back soon and testify.
And make sure you come with something o.
You're welcome. Don't mention.
Thanks for gracing this post.
Greetings!