I've always wondered how our life would be in the next few centuries. Apart from robots trying to take over the world and succeeding. Dinosaurs too might decide to come back from their long vacation with new upgraded features like badass rap flows and crazy isolation moves. But then they are the least of my concerns. I'm way more concerned about..
when Monkeys Evolve
Since scientists have always traced our evolution back to monkeys, you know the likes of the Homoerectus, Homosapiens and so on. It would be only right for us to see new sets of monkeys evolve during our time. Maybe this time they'd come from the West and be a lot more sophisticated wearing leather jackets, skinny jeans and driving exotic cars.
It was said that the last evolution ended up with us (the Homos) being hunters and fighting to exert our dominance. This new evolution would a be a lot more interesting since a lot of things have changed. They would be a lot more smarter and since they've watched us make comedic jokes out them for years and also made them slaves to the Banana. When they finally evolve it'll be their greatest revenge. They might decide to use a cool name like Homosexuals..
Ohhh wait, that name is already taken
Well, you know what I mean, something a lot more woke. Then they would make sure to tame us. They would first start an alliance with the Russians and threaten to nuke any nation that rises up against them. Then the Homosexuals (I can't help it) would take our wives and mate with them, take our jobs, take tiktok and also facebook. They'd make sure everyone bows to their rule especially Donald Trump who'd probably be locked up in a pretty nice cage with lots of bananas while they parade him to the rest of the New evolution Monkeys to admire.
Next they would help Elon take over Twitter and make Kanye it's No #1 Ambassador. He'd be the face of Twitter and wear a hoodie with the tag...
Homosexuals lives matter or Monkeys lives matter
..every one would talk about it for weeks and next thing we know we'd all be in the streets chanting and breaking bottles to ensure that everyone is treated equally us (the Homosapiens) and them (the Homosexuals). The world would be a better place then, they'd be no discriminations, no racist remarks and man and monkey would be free to live together happily ever after.
Wait I'm forgetting something....
Kelvin Hart would be made the King of the new race because of all he's had to suffer. They'd sympathize with him because they know how it feels to be made fun of, to be treated like a child and to never be allowed to be with a woman without everyone looking at you like...
I don't have to say it, but you know. He Kelvin would ensure that his first decree is one that every one would enjoy, and it'll be
to get rid of the word short
And then probably legalize PDA between Woman and monkey, then we can all live happily ever after.
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