My eyes are getting wet. What to do? I typed my remedy on a search engine and what I obtained gave me a heart attack. "Your eye glands got leakage; this is a rare disease that can lead to blindness." I controlled my shivering hands, and almost I felt my head spinning. I was losing my vision in no time. "You idiot! get up; these onion odors will wash away all your sins lol". Realizing that, I closed the Google tab. I wanted to pay a salute to myself and my google too.
I got a headache, and this time I wasn't aware that I was a patient with brain cancer. My brain almost froze after this statement; further scrolling revealed my final destination - hell or mental hospital. I was murdered by Google after this statement.
Remedies to eliminate pimples were another query I wanted to know about. Disprin contains salicylic acid, so its application would help you to get clear skin. I bought a dozen of disprin and made a mixture. After the application, I went on medication just like a few husbands, when their wife asks about their salaries. For a while, I washed my face because of irritation. The results shocked me. Clear skin wasn't obtained. Instead, my skin color was changed from nude brown to red, along with the enormous pimple babies everywhere. Some wanted to enter my nose too, but they were not permitted. I, the father of all these babies, paid a lot while selling them to a dermatologist.
How to attract girls was the most asked question, and the suggestion I got from Google helped me. Instead of getting her attention, those permitted an apparent excuse for rejecting me. I was dressed in a suit with spikes and a romantic fragrance. The meeting location was hard to find, so she said I should meet with his family. My bad that gathering was the funeral of her grandfather. Please don't say anything to me. Google suggested this to me. Even more, I was told, but I skipped it as it was our first meeting.
I typed how to get rid of snake friends on google, and it told me nothing like wow. At least it should say to me to kill those anacondas with a knife. I am sad about Google for not suggesting this direct way.
I asked Google how to make an egg omelet, and it recommended all the ingredients. I mixed all the vegetables and eggs after spreading them on a pan. I had to eat that mixture as Google didn't tell turning the stove on.
How to repair phone screens at home. Believe me, I applied 3 toothpaste packets to my screen. It's black color tuned white and red. I got a fresh fragrance from it. But what about the screen? It didn't get repaired. Instead of not brushing my teeth, I wasted all of the toothpaste. I had to visit the dentist. Also, girls remained away from me once they were attracted to the fragrance of my phone.
So these are my experiences with Google. My friends requested that they will guide me when I get married. Because by acting on the advice of Google, I might lose my…
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