My brother and I are one hell of a crazy twin. As a kid we would struggle for every single thing.
"Give me that damn toy you ugly looking fool."
"You are so dumb, if I'm ugly that means you are ugly as well."
Despite our quarrels we were partners in everything we did. My brother was the wild one. He practically taught me everything I know, sometimes it makes me wonder if he has been to earth before. He always loved dancing, and he had some crazy moves. He watched dance videos a lot, and he never learns the normal dance steps, he always prefer to learn the crazy and stupid dance steps. Whenever he dances, he would always want me to dance with him.
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Sometimes I pity for my Mom, because we were so mischievous that I fear we might give My Mom a heart attack some day.
One time we were quarreling so hard that Mom had to put us in our separate beds saying.
"Now you two lay down on your bed, Stay on your own. I don't want to see you taking to each other."
Immediately Mom left, my brother brought the two Beds close to each other, hoped into my bed and we continued our quarrel.
One day, Mom was trying to clean up the house, and while she Cleaned the house, my brother and I would be jumping from one place to another turning the house upside down. Honestly, we didn't do it to get Mom irritated, but then my brother can be so annoying. Sometimes he would take my toy and run off with it, then I'd have chase him to get it, and while he runs, he scatters anything that obstructs his way. Mom got fed up and almost cried.
"What in God's name did I give birth to in the disguise of children."
She decided to tie us up in the baby swing. Then she continued cleaning the house.
"You can't hold me down with this."
My brother said laughing. Soon he started twisting himself trying to untie the knot of the swing. I quickly noticed what he was doing and followed his lead. If you looked at us, you would think we were dancing.
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As soon as we were free we ran to the kitchen to make plans of our next move.
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"Hey you know if Mom catches us we are as good as dead."
"That's totally right." I agreed
"Now we need to sneak out of the house."
"No No No! I'm not joining you on those your Crazy missions this time."
In Few minutes time I was seen sneaking out of the house with my brother. He just knows how to convince me to join in his mischief. We got out of the house, then we heard that some kids were gathered somewhere training. We ran off and went and joined the kids.
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The training was pretty intense, I didn't see my brother and I learning any of the moves that were taught here. Now my brother Left the training we came for and approached a baby girl.
"Hello dear, your toy is pretty Cool. Can I play with it?"
"Sure you can." The girl replied."
My brother ran off playing with the toy. Then I walked up to him.
"I want to play with the toy too."
"No way, I don't want you touching this toy."
In no time, we started struggling for the toy. As we dragged the toy, it fell and broke to pieces.
"Look what you have caused. You have spoilt that little girls toy. How do you explain this to her?"
"I'm not explaining anything to anybody. It's time to sneak out of here before she finds out."
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As the girl practiced, we sneaked out right behind her and walked as fast as we could. As we walked we looked behind us to make sure we weren't followed. We were lost looking backwards that we missed our step and fell into a hole.
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We got up dusted ourselves and continued moving. It was when we got home that I noticed that I had a bruise in my knee. My brother can be an annoying rascal, but he really doesn't joke with me. When he realized that I wounded, he leaned forward and gave the bruise a kiss. We have always believed that a kiss heals all things.
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If we were grown ups, Mom would have given us the beating of our lives on that day, but she just looked at us speechless with tears in her eyes.
They next day, Mom bath up and dressed us up in beautiful dresses.
"It seems we are going for a party." I said
"That is so great, been a while I went to one of those. I miss sneaking out to the toilet to have a taste of booze."
We got to the party when the birthday girl was about to cut her cake.
"Oh no! it's the girl we broke her toy." My brother said.
On seeing us, the baby girl frowned her face saying.
"You dare come for my birthday after ruining my toy. I'll have your head!!"
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Her parents were trying to get her to smile. If only they understood baby language, they would have known what the problem was.
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