Good Day everyone.
Hello comedy mic community.
I want to share with you guys the funny jokes I and my classmate did.
At school 🏫 as l and my classmate were going home so we thought of making some fun by creaking some funny jokes to make us laugh and have some fun 😄☺️.
➡️ Funny jokes: Why did the 🍈 melon jump into the 🌊 water ? It wanted to be a 🍉 water-melon.
👉 Why did you give your 🎃 scarecrows an award price 🏆🥇🥉🏅🥉🥇? Because he was outstanding in the field.
👉 Why is your history teacher eyes crossed 👀👁️😵💫 ? she couldn't control her pupils 👥👥👥.
👉Why did the 🥁 drum take a nap ? It was beat.
👉Why did the tomatoes 🍅 turn to red ?It saw the salad 🍚 dressing 👘👒🕶️👠💼.
➡️ Punny jokes : What is the computer favorite snack ? micro-chips
👉 What do you call a belt 🕳️ with a 📟 watch on it ? A waist of time.
👉 What did the 🍇 grape say when it was pinched ? Nothing, it just started to wine 🥛🍶.
👉Why did you call his 🤦pimples horrible prisoners 🏢 ? Because they keep breaking out.
👉 What kind of music 🎇🎆 do balloons 🎈🎈 hate ? Pop 🎈🪡
➡️ Knock 🚪 knock 🚪 jokes
👉Knock 🚪 knock 🚪
Who's there ?
Luttuce
Luttuce in, it's freezing out here
👉 Knock 🚪 knock 🚪
Who's there ?
Widdle
Widdle who ?
Widdle who give me to stop
Knocking
➡️ School jokes : If you have 16 apples 🍎 in one hand 🖐️and 13 oranges 🍊 in the other 🖐️, what do you have ? Big hands 🤲
👉 Have you 🤨😲 heard where the word 'studying'came from ? Student -dying 😵💫😳😲😩
👉 What is 47 +121-45÷25 -35 ? Headache 🥵😱😇😱😇😱.