For awhile I kept thinking about how conspiracy theorist always come up some of the silliest things alongside the most silly proofs I've ever heard of.
The absolutely funny thing about this is that they never break character even though you throw facts in their faces. It's almost as if they're living in their own world entirely.
I decided to write something short and get into character as a conspiracy theorist and where better to start than with my love for saving memes.
As I get into character, I hope you have fun alongside me
IN CHARACTER
I really hope we're not in one of those movies where a lone guy stumbles upon a zombie project in a company, he tries to warn everyone but they laugh and say he sounds ridiculous. UNTIL ......
At this point I've probably saved like a gazillion memes on my device. Although I'm not trying to sound like an agent of doom but I think I have what is called the meme virus
Never heard of it? that's exactly what they want🤷🏻
To think that about two years ago, I wasn't interested in memes. 🤔 that $h÷+ must've slithered into my system when I wasn't looking. Does the ominous movement of slithering sound familiar to you? Yes it's sounds like the movement of something called a virus.
I know most of y'all are thinking, 😫arggghh not another conspiracy theory. Don't rush, I actually took my time to do my research on memes and please don't ask why I have so much time on my hands to research memes.(My girlfriend didn't leave me, not that it's any of your business).
INTERLUDE
Hazmat :deep breaths, don't let their opinions get to you. She'll come back for sure, this has nothing to do with her leaving)
Right as I was saying I did my research and memes were actually first named in 1972 by Dawkins who related of them as selfish genes able to culturally evolve, mutate and reproduce themselves there by serving their own ends.
I don't understand the whole biology thingy but all that being selfish, Gene reproduction and ends stuff I'm seeing up there definitely sounds like a someone is trying to end humans using a virus to me. If it doesn't sound like that to you, then you've most likely been brainwashed by the government.
They've been trying to keep this secret from the public, but thanks to my genius and intuitive mind their plans didn't work fully on me.
I first noticed something was wrong as I kept saving meme after meme non-stop, it almost felt like an addiction. I decided to go for a check and guess what, my doctor said it was all in my head.
Whenever anyone tries to convince you it's all in your head, they're 100 percent working for the government. I knew at that point that I had to get the message out ASAP.
If you're reading this, fight the urge to save another meme on your device. Remember the fight starts with you.
My team and I are hoping someone out there can fund us enough to find some cure. I'll be dropping my hive address at the end of this post so you can support the fight and help us get a cure out there. EVERY HIVE COUNTS, FIGHT THE NEW MENACE.
OFF CHARACTER
I hope you found this whole nonsense as funny as I did, cause I definitely need a breath of fresh air right now after typing all that madness.
Thanks for reading.