Brentwick's cluelessness reaches a new high...
Nerd By Northwest #263 – “A Familiar Snack”
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So the dim-witted squire/henchman ends up killing, cooking, and eating a powerful wizard's familiar. What does said wizard do to the hapless squire? Does he:
a) find it in his heart to forgive the poor schmuck;
b) cast "polymorph" to (paraphrasing Samwise) "turn him into something.... unnatural"
c) cast "feeblemind" on Brentwick (only to find out it doesn't end up making a big difference);
d) cast "flesh to stone" on Brentwick and take the statue home to be used as a perch for his next bird familiar; or
e) cast "dominate person" and spend the next hour making Brentwick repeatedly punch himself in the face & groin.
Naturally, exceptionally twisted audience suggestions are not only welcome... they are encouraged!!! 😈
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