At least we get to read all the shit posts and maybe write some ourselves, right?
Context? Oh context, yes:
US stock markets surged following President Donald Trump's announcement of a 90-day pause on tariffs for certain countries.
United States President Donald Trump has issued a 90-day pause for "reciprocal tariffs" and lowered the tariff rate to 10% on countries that do not retaliate with counter-tariffs.
However, the President also said he would increase the reciprocal tariff rate on China to 125% due to the country's counter-tariffs against the US. Trump wrote in an April 9 Truth Social post:
"At some point, hopefully, in the near future, China will realize that the days of ripping off the USA and other countries is no longer sustainable or acceptable.” — Cointelegraph report
I looked at the Truth Social post and this guy has the guts to say that China has a lack of respect for the World's Market for retaliating.
Come on. You singlehandedly crashed the global markets, you did that with your tariffs switch in the first place, not China. So who truly lacks respect and care for the World's Market and stability?
“It only hurts the rich” well that's not true, besides, how's hurting the rich a good thing? Are all rich people bad? Even yet, hurting the rich in the United States does not require tariffs.
Based on what's trending on X, it appears that Trump signaled for people to buy some assets prior to putting a 90-day pause on tariffs.
Well that is a classic signal that a dump and pump for profits is happening. Any trading that occurs within the time he made that public statement would not be counted as insider trading even though that's literally what it is.
That's probably 1000D chess moves right there, real meme rugger potential right there.
Speaking of memes, 40 Million $TRUMP memecoin is set to unlock on April 18, 8 days from now, so it makes sense to bring back some life into the markets for a good dump of Trump fortune, no?
This is about $326M worth of tokens and that's approximately 20% of the memecoin’s market capitalization, a short opportunity?
I'd say it's up for serious consideration especially since there's a following daily unlock of about 492k tokens worth over $4 million right after April 18th’s $326M unlock.
I won't even waste my time looking through his wife's memecoin unlock stats right now but just know that the numbers are much scarier if dumped. The message was clear from the beginning of the year that we are officially in crime season and ethicality is out the window and now we just have to ride the wave.
But on the bright side, we get some easing on previous restrictions on crypto and its developments, we have got to count our blessings and say thank you before JD Vance drops in to ask if we ever showed our gratitude. We don't want tariffs on crypto not made in the United States now, do we?
God, this is the funniest year in the history of crypto and politics.