This is a freeflowing follow up to Sunday Bloody Sunday - The Bear Market and The Bear Market 2 - Don't Put All Your Eggs in One Basket of which the latter ended with an egg-cident, after a visit to the bear market, and without any baking.
The next Sunday, Hypersensitivosaurus returned to the bear market, only to find out that the stalls were now occupied by some young but, for their age, pretty tough looking bulls, wearing rings through their noses.
HS walked towards the stall where momma bear usually sold her wares and scraped his raptor throat, before uttering the following words, trying to act confident:
Are you selling any eggs, today?
The young bull looked at him curiously and, after sensing that the big red lizard in front of him was serious, started roaring from laughter.
Eggs? he eggsxclaimed
Do I look like a chicken to you?
But...
muttered Hypersensitivosaurus,taken aback by the bull's unexpected response
...momma bear usually sells eggs to me here and I broke the last ones I bought.
This is not a bear market, was the reply he received.
I only sell milk...
...and Red Bull
Hypersensitivosaurus was hyper enough already, so energy drink wasn't an option and buying milk from a bull didn't sound too tempting ( if you get what I mean - have you ever tried milking a bull? ), so he walked away, disappointedly, not even able to say anything in response.
Would this be his second Sunday in a row without any baking?
What would his friend M.M. Wolf think of this?
Another chess game without any freshly baked pancakes in their stomaches sounded pretty depressing.
And then he got an idea:
What if he would rob the oviraptors from their eggs? Taking some eggs from egg ( and dairy ) thieves that had robbed him, several times, in the recent and not so recent past, wouldn't really count as stealing, right?
TO BE CONVINUED...
P.S. If you're into crypto and you check the market, regularly, you will understand what inspired this story, today. Although, in all honesty, I doubt this is already the start of another bull market, we might have reached the lowest lows in this bear. But who knows? Only time and, I guess, people who ( already ) own and use teleports.