Green.
Maybe blue with a tinge of green.
I'm not exactly sure on the exact coloring a Martian actually is but for sure I've wished I was a different color and that color is whatever the color a Martian is. Although having said that, I'm not fixed on Mars and Martian coloring. Pluto wouldn't be bad either, maybe even the planet the Transformers come from, Cybertron, however I'm certain I'd not want to go to Uranus.
I'm responding to one of the #weeekend-engagement topics for this weekend: Have you ever wished you had a different complexion/were a different color.
I think this planet is pretty well fucked in the ass and there's little hope of repairing it while humanity exists. It's humans that have ruined it through consistent bad behavior and many of those behaviours have been driven by humanity's propensity for greed. Can it be fixed? Yes I think it possibly could but I certainly don't believe humans have it in them to do what's required to fix it.
With that in mind, it's time to get off the merry-go-round before it explodes or is unable to sustain life and I die, decay and get reclaimed by the planet as it goes through its healing process and recovery.
Considering I have no desire to go to Uranus, it's probably stinky and brown, I figure Mars would be a good option. I'd make a good Martian I think although I'd have to blend in so I'd better get green, or blue with a tinge of green pretty quickly.
I'd probably be popular on Mars, all those green Martian babes, I've heard they have three boobs and two vaginas but that's unsubstantiated at this point; I've heard they have insatiable appetites though. I'd have to get my shade of green correct though, no one wants a shade that's too dark or too light, and I'd have to learn some Martian pick up lines as well. Things like, hey babe, have you got some human in you? No? Would you like some? It's sure to get the desired result.
Anyway, while I work on getting green or blue with a tinge of green and my Martian pick up lines the planet Earth will continue to die because of human's inability to do the right thing.