Wednesday woke up feeling a little smug. “I’m halfway to the weekend,” it thought, strutting around like it owned the place. But then, it remembered: “Oh no, I’m just Tuesday’s awkward cousin!” It tried to rally, but every time someone mentioned Thursday, Wednesday pouted. “I’m practically invisible,” it muttered. Then came a call: “Are we meeting for the weekend plans?” Wednesday perked up. “Oh, no… I’m definitely not the weekend,” it replied quickly. “But I’m so close! Think of me as the appetizer to Friday’s main course!” And with that, Wednesday had a snack… of guilt 😂