Weekend greetings dear hivers, joining the dynamic promoted by @galenkp who generates very interesting questions, as well as daring to which at another time in my life I would not have been given the opportunity to respond, but we are here where you have the facility to express ideas freely, so once I have chosen my option which by the way gave me some laughter, I will give you answers.
The Clueless Alien
You meet an alien and he asks you to explain the following three human things because he is confused about them.
Farting: First of all let me tell you that farts are the most natural thing that exists, although many avoid talking about it because they are not pleasant, as they are the gases that are generated after consuming food that make the intestine swell like a balloon, although this also happens when humans have a long time without eating food which also causes the intestine to swell. Farts usually have a stench that makes those around us run, of course the ideal is to release the farts when we are alone, but sometimes they become bold and come out alone through the rectum as belching, making the person who owns the fart ashamed.
Another thing you should know and this so it does not take you by surprise is that there are silent farts with which there is no major problem, because if one of them comes out no one will notice who came out and there are also the loud farts that come out making a noise like a motorcycle as these come out as rushed, one after another, with great force making the buttocks rub against each other and help produce the sound so humiliating that makes us blush, so it is best to fart alone.
Masturbation: This is also something very normal that we humans do by touching our intimate parts with certain movements that we do to the fingers of our hands that allow us to feel pleasure and at the same time satisfy sexual desire; this act can be done state alone, but also when we are in a couple, which makes there is a much higher excitement for both. Although for many people, masturbating is something vulgar, let me tell you that it is not, rather this act has many benefits for the body, which make our life more bearable, because thanks to that divine feeling of pleasure that is felt with masturbation we release a substance called endorphin which produces a sense of well being, helping to soothe pain, we feel relaxed and even happy.
Greed: This has nothing to do with all the normal things I mentioned above, but rather it is a desire with which we must be very careful because it can often lead people to perdition in their eagerness to want to have and have much more wealth no matter what they have to do to get it; this excessive compulsive desire can make people sick by the simple fact of wanting to have more and more wealth, besides greed is one of the capital sins.
