2 Old 2 Screw
Getting older is something unfortunately all of us have to deal with. But are we ever too old to screw? And scewing in the dark!?!
F#ck that I say!
Why just yesterday I was screwing out in the broad daylight with mee deek. What the Hell is a deek you ask? Here is a link to just what a Deek really is.
Ok, really I laid a blanket on the ground and screwed a little beside the front porch I am 90% done with. I took some racey photos of it just in case my mind ever starts going and I have trouble remembering what that looks like. I must warn you tho. We are getting older as I said earlier. You may want to cover your children or pets eyes. Permanent mental damage may result.
Disclaimer..: any psychological damage caused by viewing the following images of tool porn is solely the responsibility of the viewing party and no responsibility by the screwer will be accepted.
Tool Porn Sex Toys
WARNING..: the following is a close up of a pussy
Here is some actual hidden video of the screwing that took place on that blanket in the previous photo. Again I must warn you of the graphic sexual nature of this content. Those viewers with a DeWalt Tool Fetish may experience a warm tingly feeling in their loins. A tissue may be required to view this.
Lmao... "Loins"? Where thee actual fuk do I come up with this SHIZZIT pure comedy gold? Only from the twisted mind of a @krazzytrukker
The scene of this sexual act of tool porn is my front porch. This uncovered open air deck is more like a work of art than an actual run of the mill plain old blahdy blah deck made with straight non kinky manufactured lumber. Here are some pornographic tool images of my alternative life style transexual deek for your enjoyment. Again... Lubrication may be required.
I hope you enjoyed this orgasmic experience of Mee with my Deek outside for everyone to see. Any questions can be sent directly to my tool porn agent @pooky-jax who enables me by supplying the DeWalt tools seen in these adult photos. Shout out to my bro @galenkp for the #weekend-engagement inspiration to do these sex acts with the lights on. I will leave you all with this image of my old ass with these sexual dance moves only a KrazzyTrukker could pull off.
Note to viewer..: I have a deek screw in my mouth while gyrating. Please do not attemp this without proper training and safety devices
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