It's time for another #squirrelsunday
This squirrel is having trouble with its vision, its time to go to the eye doctor.
He has to squint every time he needs to see something clearly.
Even the doctor appears blurry to him. Son looks like you need to get some glasses he says. But first do you have any expensive United Acorn Insurance?
The squirrel is flying under the radar not purchasing government mandated insurance. Instead the squirrel ran out of the office and got a second opinion from the local shaman.
The shaman said to gyrate yourself on an oak tree rapidly then go on a quest to eat some orange and yellow leaves. Then your sight will return.
The squirrel got lost on his way to the yellow leaves and found himself in an evergreen forest instead.
He tried asking directions from a rude uber driver. Fortunately his vision was too blurry to read the sign.
Finally he made his way to where the yellow and orange leaves were.
After digging around eating as many as he could he gyrated on an old oak tree and his vision returned to normal.
Now he will tell everyone he knows to go to the local shaman instead of the government approved eye doctor. But he has to warn everyone on the squirrel dark web as the hawk authorities might arrest him for not purchasing private acorn insurance.
That's all for now, thanks for looking :-)