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Mort, the Shit Manager is a spin-off fictional series of short stories based loosely on the thoughts of David Mortenson, the tyrannical Kwiksave store manager who features in my auto-biographical series 'The Horrors of Kwiksave'.
Mort the Shit Manager: 'Oppression Supreme'
Mort the Shit Manager: 'The Armchair Club'
Mort the Shit Manager: 'The Bloody Nose'
Mort the Shit Manager: 'Fresh Cream'
Mort goggled.
The vision, the potential, the wonder of this sight enticing his eyes erupted tears and he staggered.
‘Ye alight Mort me lad?’, said Murk quizzically, a bespectacled skinny bloke with an enormous nose sporting red Kwiksave Managers attire.
All these years, thought Mort, tears streaming down his face, all the effort I have put in and I have reached my nirvana.
‘Jesus lad’, said Murk, ‘you don’t have to be such a wimpy fucking cry-baby, I know it’s a shithole but ye gotta start somewher...’
‘It’s beautiful, and it’s mine, ALL MINE...’, interrupted Mort cumulating to a screech and now on his knees.
Murk wheeled about, and tromped out muttering, ‘Fucking weirdo’, or something similar. Mort didn’t care, he was the manager now and this was HIS STORE.
Entering the staff canteen of HIS Kwiksave was one of those lifelong moments that can never be bettered.
Ensuring the outgoing manager Murk was safely out of sight Mort darted frantically to the cutlery drawer.
Rust encrusted and ancient; spoons, knives, and forks all fully oxidised.
Should he right now lick a spoon, taste the flavour and then insert it into his rectum slowly turning it around... Ohhhh.... the pleasures he would have and soon.
Mort goggled.
Mort, the Shit Manager is a Serial Shitposting Fiction Story inspired by Torundel the Shitposter by @katharsisdrill, Ren du Lot, the Shit Lawyer by @vcelier and Nordlute, the Shit Sysadmin by @steevc.
Rules are:
211 words - Starting with the words "Mort" - First and last sentence are identical.
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