I'll play myself, but as a 42 year old coomer investment banker, who keeps blowing his load at all the twists and turns while watching the price.
Mainly a reaction shot character like in the Truman show with all the characters watching. Mainly side and back shots where you see my arms vigorously pumping in tandem with price levels.
RE: In the future the Hive hardfork and everything leading to it are turned into a Hollywood movie