I figured it out, cracked the code.
Even though we are one day after April fools day, I assure you this is no joke!
What are they really doing while we are under this phony bologna lockdown?
Governmental take over? Economic collapse? Alien invasion?
Any amature would be quick to assume something like that was happening behind the scenes, but they couldn’t be further from the truth.
Luckily for you, @baliticbadger is on the front lines of information gathering and I am happy to share with you what is truly going on.
What I am calling the “Tom Hanks; Quiet Earth”, will surely blow your mind and requires no real intelligence to understand. I cannot provide any proof of Tom Hanks involvement, but I know that he is involved and and quite possibly behind it all.
Today, after exhaustive research (opening my news app on my iPhone), I came to the realization that the Global Seismograph Network, aka GSM, has been exploiting the global lockdown to gather scientific data.
You see, with the lockdown in effect, the GSM can easily use their fancy scientific measurement machines to detect seismic activity on a scale previously unknown to the academic world.
With us “Normies” being scared into “shelter in place” they are actively working under the shroud of a pandemic further advancing the scientific community’s agenda of better understanding the planet we live on.
Source of infographic
“It’s a good time to be a seismologist.”
Hmmm... they are shoving it right in our face. The truth is in the open folks!
With the reduced noise resulting from 30% of the world’s population staying at home, seismic activity can be heard with crystal clear precision. Coincidentally, there is a 30% decrease in ambient noise that previously interfered with readings. Strange, indeed....
If you dig deep enough you will find that there are plenty of seismic monitoring stations in.... yup you guessed it, China!
I knew they were behind this I just didn’t realize how big of a conspiracy this is.
They will do anything in the name of science with little regard for the consequences! IE toilet paper shortages, increased use of adult websites, unending hours of streaming 3rd rock from the sun reruns.
Are they trying to slow the rotation of the earth? Restore the North Pole? Stop Antarctica (formally known as Atlantis) from melting and turning back on? Maybe they just want to increase the length of a solar day so we have to work longer hours!
How will this affect the future of mankind? It’s hard to say, all I can ask of my readers is to remain vigilant and never believe what you don’t see with your own eyes!
This information is quite shocking and will surely be taken down as soon as (((they))) discover I have figured it out so please upvote and share. Get the word out!