Existential crises are moments when individual questions whether their lives have meaning, purpose, or value, and are negatively impacted by the contemplation.
source: wikidiots, edited due to the inability of the writers there, to construct a sentence - And that's coming from me, ffs!
Ok, now the click bait title is done, hopefully convincing my critics to click - secretly hoping for some news that will cheer them up - like any true passive aggressive cuck.. Ooops - I lied.
I'm not having one at all, tbh - I just couldn't bring myself to write about much of anything today.
I'm not depressed - re the 'existential crisis', I'm just not that motivated.
It took me three cups of coffee, one after another, just to write this - and that was mostly due to my feelings of inadequacy if I don't manage to write at least one post a day.
When I say 'inadequacy', it's not a big deal...
It's not like the feelings of inadequacy that I get over the size of my penis or anything like that ....doh!
( I can't even be arsed deleting that last sentence. It's easier to write... 'doh').
Although - now I come to think about - deleting it would have been easier than to continue writing all this, to explain why I'm not deleting it. Doh!Doh!)
Now I've gotten my stream of consciousness going...
I'll carry on - It seems to pay big dividends in the rewards pool.
It's funny that, isn't it?
I mean, how a subjective view from someone can glean massive rewards by simply talking about nothing of any importance.
It's almost as if people are so lost, that they're looking for 'a Gandhi' to speak to them, placating all their inner fears in the process...
I don't think Gandhi has a hive account, but who really knows ..?)
*** Killing your idols (the human ones at least) is highly recommended, btw.
I mean metaphorically of course, not literally**.
Speaking of committing violence...
Have you ever wondered why people decide to hit you?
I used to think it was because I was a mouthy git, but my opinion on that one has changed.
It's actually not me being a mouthy git at all - it's them being frustrated by not being a mouthy git, and by not having the verbal (or synaptic speed) skills to counter.... - i.e being unable to express themselves verbally - and so they lose all self control and have to resort to violence (or threats of), in the futile attempt of trying to not feel like complete and utter prick.
...Thereby admitting to the world that they do, in fact, have penis size issues.
Who the fuck would admit to that?....doh...
I think might continue with this 'stream of consciousness type thing'
....(can I hear the sound of upvote buttons being furiously pressed?....nope... that's my dog snoring...
Yeah, I know, I GET IT ... this 'stream of consciousness stuff' is incredibly lazy - and it requires the very minimal amount of actual effort.
I mean, typing what you think has gotta be the simplest way to blog, hasn't it?
(kerching! - for bugger all effort).
