I had the weirdest dreams last night 🤔 In the first one I was in one of the British Overseas Territories (no idea which), there were scarlet macaws everywhere and a young tiger unsuccessfully tried to maul me out of nowhere then I bumped into an apparently still alive Margaret Thatcher who was trying to eke out a post-politics career as a journalist on the island and very quickly we became BFFs 🤢🤣
In the second, I don't remember everything but I was in one of the Queen's residences at some kind of social event and there was a fire so everyone had to evacuate then we went back inside and later another more serious fire happened, we all got out again but I forgot my bag and phone.
When we went back in, the room was badly fire-damaged except for the seats I and some others had been sat at (seat numbers 33, 34, 44, 46 - maybe I should play the lottery this week haha) and somehow my phone was still sitting on the table in perfect working order. 😂
