Dear (ex) husband, when last did you give me a compliment?
"Immediately I saw that yellow beret, I knew it was you" is not a compliment.
"This your gown used to be fine when you bough it" is not a compliment.
You complain about my wrapper, have I ever rejected bum short you bought for me?
You compare me to every Jane, Joy and Mary. Why don't you go marry one of them?
You complain that I'm "holier than Mary". But your mother told me that that is the way to keep a marriage, the way to be a good wife for her son.
Wait a minute, is this your excuse for being promiscuous? You are like a decrepit church bell that moves as the wind pleases. You are like soft akara mashed between agege bread eaten with ewa egoyin and stepped down with orobo pepsi. Las las na toilet you go land.
You said I destroy kings, hahaha you wish you were a king! Wannabe David who became low budget Saul.