Misunderstandings are so common in human communication. Is it because of the language imperfections?

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— What is your sentence, old man?
— Which witch watch which Swatch watch…
— No, I mean how long in jail?
— Four years…
— Why?
— Shorting stories at Steemit.
— Anyone bought it?
— No, but one suffered grievous bodily injuries laughing…

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