You read the topic correctly, and it's not clickbait. You're wondering what the money is required for? Please take your time to read on.
Okay, if someone meets you and asks you what you need at the moment, I bet the first thing that will come to your mind is money, money in a voluminous quantity or large amount. Money will be the first thought until you decide to think twice and redirect the need to another pressing issue that may seem more important than money at that moment.
But come to think of it, is there even a problem that money cannot solve in this world we live in? Well, the rich people will always advise others to believe that money is not the source of happiness and that it can't solve all of a person's problems. I would always say, let me get rich first, then I can start seeing things from their perspective.
Why do I need this amount of money at the moment?
$4,000 (4,000 HBD) is equivalent to 6.2 million naira when converted using the ₦1,550 per dollar rate. This money can't solve all the financial needs I currently have, but it'll go a long way — especially in addressing this particular, pressing, and demanding need of mine, which is...... please read on.
It's sounding funny already, right? I know you're making jokes and probably mocking the situation because if I truly needed this money and wanted people to help me, I would have stated the fact clearly in the first paragraph and used the remaining part to beg, beg, beg, and beg with a lot of justifications on why I need the money. I know this for sure, but I strongly believe in a common slang that a very controversial Nigerian musician, Portable, uses, which is: "Who go help you, go help you," meaning someone who is meant to help you will do so, no matter how you present your case.
So I'm very confident that God can use you — yes, you reading this — to help me with half or all of the money. Or do you want to tell me that if God softens your heart to do so, you'd harden your mind? Lol.
Come to think of it, what if I actually succeed in getting this money? Omo!
Okay, I need the money to marry. Yes, you read that right. In my part of the world, for one to marry, one must almost rob a bank — and I don't want to do that.
Well, if this sounds like a joke to you, that’s entirely up to you. If I succeed, I’ll definitely make a post about it.
Thanks for reading.
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