Hello everyone,
I hope you are in good health and sound mind.
Mental health is important and should be looked after, you don't want to end up like me with too many voices going in your head.
Ah!! Ignore my previous statement and let's move to today's topics. I think I am again going for the interview format. And this time let's invite someone else other than myself.
Interviewer: So @inuke who shall we point the questions to?
@inuke: Call anyone but @moviekeeda. Hate that guy.
Interviewer: Who is he?
Pointing towards the Pot-head standing on the hallway staring at the ceiling.
@inuke: He is great guy, perfect for the interview.
Inuke bolted after offering the seat to the Pot-head.
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Interviewer: (Already nervous as hell) Hello. !!
Pot-head: Hey Bro. Long time man!!
Interviewer: (confused) Huh!!
Pot-head: Yaa Bro.. The last time I saw you I was, I think you were digging out a bullet from that cop.
Interviewer: You must have mistaken me for someone else.
Pot-head: No Bro. I clearly remember. It was you who was digging the bullet out from that cop and there was lot of blood and bodies.
Interviewer: (FacePalms.) Actually I wanted to ask a few questiones to you, Its kinda of a social experiment by the cross culture community and from @selfhelp4trolls.
Pot-head: Oh Yeah yeah yeah!! the troll bro. He is cool.
Interviewer: Yes he is. Shall we proceed.
Pot-head: Yes of course anything for troll bro.
Interviewer: Okay, So I am going to ask you questions and you answer them as you want.
Pot-head: Cool.
Interviewer: So lets begin with you, Tell us more about your self.
Pot-head: (Staring out of the window wondering what day it)
Interviewer: I think I shouldn’t waste time on trivial matter.
The interviewer taps on the pot-heads hand to bring his attention back in the room.
Interviewer: Heres’ my first question. Do you like animals?
Pot-head: Bro!!! What kinda question is that, I am not that kinda guy. I may look like one, but I am not that guy. Bro Please!!!
The interviewer wasn't expecting such a reaction from the guest but he managed to keep his composure and proceeded to clarify.
Interviewer: I mean, do you like animals or hate them for what they are? Hope that clarifies.
Pot-head: Yes.
Interviewer: Yes, What?
Pot-head: Huh!! What was the question again.
Interviewer: (Gasping for air. Trying to control his temper.) Do you like animals!!?
Pot-head: Which one?
Interviewer: Never mind. Lets move to the next one. Do you have or have you ever had a pet?
Pot-head: Yes.
Interviewer: Gestureing pot-head to reveal more about his pet.
Pot-head: A goat.
Interviewer: Moving On !! Are animals respected or looked down upon in your culture?
Interviewer read the question underhis breath and decided to skip. There is no point in discussing a question involving culture to a pot-head. I am sure he has an opinion, Its just at this point I dont care.
What wild animals can be found where you live (or in your hometown)? - Skip
Are any animals considered good luck or bad luck in your culture? - Skip
Do any animals have a specific meaning in your culture? - Skip
He glance the rest of the question and decided that none of it was worth discussing with the Pot-head. But he is an interviewer and Yes and Goat is not an acceptable answer.
Interviewer: So, tell me more about this goat.
Pot-head: It was a big goat the size of Bullet bike Bro. I used to ride that everyday when I was in village.
Interviewer: Wow!! That must be some big goat and strong breed to be able to carry a grown man like you.
Pot-head: Yeah Bro. It was big and strong. It has a kid too.
Interviewer: Oh!! It was a she then. Nice.
Pot-head: Yeah Bro. She was she.
Interviewer: Tell me more about the Goat.
Pot-head: Gazing outside the window.
Interviewer: Judging by your reaction I think you miss your pet a lot.
Pot-head: Rama.
Interviewer: What!!!?
Pot-Head: The guy who pulled the bullet out.
Interviewer: Thank you for your time.
I am inuke and this my take on the cross-cultural Question CCQ3.
I am part of Indiaunited community and you can also find me in the BeAwesome community.
If you are interested in the Contest here is the link to the original post.
